Når kroppen og lufta har samme temperatur, er det vanskelig å vite hva som er hva.
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Da er livet heeerlig!
det som gjør vondt når du klyper det, er kroppen og det som bare er luft er lufta.
En historie jeg fikk tilsendt, visstnok en skolestil skrevet av et barn. Den vil jeg dele med deg, min kjære Maren, ettersom du jo liker kuer! (Og selvfølgelig også alle Marens kuglade venner.)
Historien om kua.
“Kua er et husdyr. Men den kommer også utenfor huset. Og den lever ofte på landet, men den kommer også inn til byen, men bare når den skal dø. Men det bestemmer den ikke selv. Kua har syv sider: den øverste siden, den nederste siden, den forreste siden, den bakerste siden, den ene siden, den andresiden og den innvendige siden. På den fremste siden sitter hodet. Og det er fordi hornene skal ha noe å sitte fast på. Hornene er av horn og er bare til pynt. De kan ikke bevege seg, men det kan ørene. De sitter ved siden av hornene. Kua har to hull foran i hodet. De kalles ku-øyer. Kuas munn kalles mule. Det er nok fordi den sier muuhh. På den bakerste siden sitter halen. Den bruker den til å jage vekk fluer med, så de ikke faller ned i melka og drukner. På den øverste siden, den ene siden og den andre siden er det kun hår… Det heter ku-hår og har alltid samme farge som kua. Fargen til kua heter kulør. Den nederste siden er den viktigste for der henger melka. Og når budeia åpner kranene så renner melka ut. Når det tordner så blir melka sur…men hvordan den blir det har jeg ikke lært meg ennå. Kua har fire ben. De heter ku-ben. De kan også brukes til å trekke ut spiker med. Kua spiser ikke så mye, men når den gjørdet spiser den alltid to ganger. De fete kuene lager
helmelk. Og når kua har dårlig mage lager den ost. I osten er det
hull, men hvordan den lager hullene har jeg heller ikke lært ennå. Kua har god luktesans. Vi kan lukte den på lang avstand. Kuas valper heter kalver. Kalvens far heter okse. Og det gjør kuasmann også. Oksen lager ikke melk og er derfor ikke et pattedyr. Den som
kommer å henter kua når den blir gammel heter kufanger. Den sitter
ofte foran på biler. Så blir kua slaktet og man heller melka på
pappkartonger som vi kan kjøpe på butikken. Kuas fire ben blir sendt
til snekkeren. Det kalles gjenbruk. Som man kan se er kua et nyttig
dyr. Og derfor liker jeg kua veldig godt.”
For en flott tekst! Jeg er fristet til å ta elevens tekst til vurdering, henholdsvis på tekstnivå, ordnivå og setningsnivå. Men søren heller! Det er jo ferie
Jeg er visst inne i en slags ku-fase… En søt ting jeg fikk tilsendt. Vær så god, Marenpus!
If I were a moose and you were a cow
Would you love me anyhow?
Would you introduce me to your folks
Would you tell your friends, “No moose jokes!”
If I were a moose and you were a cow
Would you invite me to your club
And risk a cruel bovine snub
Would you lead me down the receiving line
And boldly boast, “This moose is mine!”
Would your parents watch us graze
Shake their heads, “It’s just a phase”
Or would they thank the stars above
Their precious heifer’s found her love?
Would your grandparents change their will?
They’d really expected a Holstein bull
“For this we toiled before the plow
You bring home someone who’s not even a cow
“There’s lots of proper stock around
Like that nice young Guernsey at Farmer Brown’s
Or that last one we ridiculed and cursed
On second thought you could do worse
“But if you think this thing will last
Could he learn to moo and eat our grass
Shed his antlers in the dirt
Could you persuade him to convert?”
If our anatomies did not quite fit
Would you make the best of it
Would you nuzzle up so near
And hum sweet cow tunes in my ear?
Or would you sadly break it off
When all the hillside sneered and scoffed
“You know these moose are all the same
They’re lazy, they’re stupid, they come from Maine”
It’s true things slip a moose’s mind
That cows remember all the time
Bulbous nose and knobby knees
A coat that harbors ticks and fleas
But a moose can be a handy thing
When hungry wolves come visiting
In icy gust of winter storm
Our fur is deep and dry and warm
And someday should your milk run dry
And farmer stare with baleful eye
In dead of night I’d slip your noose
And lead you home to the land of moose
If I were a moose and you were a cow
If hunters came to do me harm
Would you hide me in the barn
Would all the herd come on the run
And glare until they dropped their guns?
Might you permit a goodnight kiss
Could you learn to love wet MOOSE LIPS?
If I were a moose and you were a cow
If you were a cow and I were a moose
pussig med de 7 sidene på kua
hvorfor har den ikke 12 sider,
som en terning som er hul…?
derfor trenger du bare å ha en terning og en mynt for å få en 12er
Er mynten kron, er det terninges ytterside som teller
we mynten mynt, er det innersiden som da teller 6 det yttersiden viser….
det fine er at du unngår 0, som er no dritt…
Bruker du 2 terninger, kan du gange terningene med hverandre og da får du ille mye..
Har du prøvd å kaste kuer noen gang?
det kan funke på samme måte…
(OBS! du må først male prikker på døm)
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Pappa, jeg ser du har peiling både på kuer og tall.. Fordi jeg ikke har arvet den evnen skjønte jeg ingen ting når jeg leste dette.. hoho.. Margrethe, jeg synes du skal få deg en kublogg! Du er jo så flink til å finne kurelatert informasjon
og en ting til, Margrethe: når introduserer deg for vennene mine må jeg alltid si “no Margrethe jokes!”
plusstegnet ble borte, rart
men det skulle stå der hvor mynter er mynt,
da er det innersiden som teller, som er 6 pluss det yttersiden viser
Dette ble sikkert mere forståelig!!!
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